(The folllowing is a soundbite of Mick Spooky’s Holiday Horror Show intro)
Welcome to Mick Spooky’s Holiday Horror Show!
I’m your host, Mick Spooky.
I know what you’re thinking. A horror show? Really? A Holiday Horror Show? Come on, that’s entirely too much.
Sure, valid points, but listen. We can’t help what we are, just like you can’t help that come November, you’re trading in the “spooky” for wholesome holiday fun.
Why can’t we join in on that too? A party’s a party, and my Holiday Horror Show’s the best in town.
It’s also the only one in town.
I’d like to especially thank Derek McHeller-Skeller for reserving three different box seats this year, one for each of his heads.
And, of course, I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for my generous benefactor (who’s footing the bill for this year’s porta-potties) Miss Dottie Magwaddle…you’re a saint and when this show hits the bigtime you know I’m taking you with me.
We hope you enjoy this carefully curated show–last month’s auditions were vicious, so congratulations to this evening’s performers. Now buckle up and let’s have a good time!