Lois has been running the Fresh Cut Grass Appreciation Club for the last decade. Vince, her first recruit, had noticed one day in passing that the grass on the lawn was unusually dewy, “like stepping on jello,” he’d said. New club members followed: Mona Lisa, J.C., Oats (who doesn’t blink), Joel, Samantha, Kip, Arlo, Dewy, Bill, and Marshall…Marshall, who loves grass a little too much.
The club meets every first Tuesday of the month at 6:30 AM EST, if you’d like to join up, give Lois a call by slowly peeking your head out from under a rock or behind a tree and let your eyes get as wide as their able before whispering, “Lois, can you hear me?”
LIMITED EDITION, SIGNED ARCHIVAL PRINT of (10) Get them while they’re Here.